Lately my friend has been daydreaming about having another baby. She has all these infantasies.
My roof leaks due to a lack of good ceiling.
Money does not talk. It just goes without saying.
A thief who stole cutlery without leaving a clue was called the ‘stainless stealer’.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Auto body-shop sign: "We come highly wreck-a-mended" (Anita M. Gard)
Note from the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
Stable relationships are for horses
Some daze I just can't seem to focus.