Why not 100% - for a good laugh?

In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the  page
River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid
What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage
What is the main reason for failure? * exams
What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner
What looks like half an apple? * The other half
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?  * Very large hands
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already  built.
How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.