•We’re lost but we’re making good time.
• It’s easier to find a traveling companion than to get rid of one.
• The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee.
• When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
• Why buy good luggage?… you only use it when you travel.
• Never, ever fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.
• The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognise you as a tourist.