I was tasked with obtaining information from suppliers to update our database. I called a property to find out whether it had a spa on the premises. 
I phoned the supplier and asked: “Do you have a spa on your establishment?” The lady on the other end replied: “No, sir, but there is a Pick n Pay, just 250 metres from us.”
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