•    Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
•    I'm not stuck -- I'm ancestrally challenged.
•    I'm searching for myself; have you seen me?
•    If only people came with pull-down menus and online help...
•    Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!
•    Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts, and a few bad apples.
•    Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease but I love it.
•    Genealogists are time unravellers.
•    Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: They hide ... I seek!
•    Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
•    "Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
•    Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
•    Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
•    That's the problem with the gene pool: NO lifeguards.
•    I researched my family tree ... and apparently I don't exist!