• A three-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a six-metre-square room.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.
• A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• Certain pieces of Lego will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
• Play-dough and microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super glue is forever.
• No matter how much jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like jelly.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• You probably do not want to know what that odour is.
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
