Procrastinators unite....tomorrow.

Whoops, there it goes. Yup. My brain stopped.

Nobody listens until you say something wrong ....!

A common mistake that people make when trying to make something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools...

There’s another world inside of me that you may never see.

I speak in verses, prophecies, and curses...

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Smile!! It keeps everyone wondering what you've been up to!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said."

“Obstruction of justice? No sir, we prefer to think of it ‘avoiding complications’.”

If you can’t say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

I’ve given up the search for reality; now I’m just looking for a good fantasy.