Order is for idiots. Geniuses can handle chaos.

A child's face can say a lot. Especially the mouth part.

Just because I have a short attention span doesn't mean I....

Anything in parentheses can (not) be ignored.

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.

If stupidity is contagious, back off.

If stupidity is not a crime, you're free to go.

Life is a test. Thank you for lowering the curve.