I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter
I’m out of my mind but feel free to leave a message
I don’t work here. I’m a consultant
It sounds like English but I can’t understand a word you’re saying
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don’t give a damn
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
It’s a thankless job but I’ve got a lot of karma to burn off
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed
I’m trying to imagine you with a personality
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay.