Chickens
The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead

Committee
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

Dust
Mud with the juice squeezed out

Egotist
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

Gossip
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage

Handkerchief
Cold Storage

Inflation
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

Mosquito
An insect that makes you like flies better

Raisin
Grape with a sunburn

Secret
Something you tell to one person at a time

Toothache
The pain that drives you to extraction

Yawn
An honest opinion openly expressed

Wrinkles
Something other people have, you have character lines